2 days isn't flash? It's no photocopier, but I'm still damn impressed.

Why Africa? It looks like there are still much people in the first world who could use a little more education as well.

I feel stupid for complaining about this, but the t-rex's shadow at 9:25-ish doesn't match up with its legs. For reasons I can't explain that bothers me more than anything else in the video.

By my count that was 2 seconds. TWO. Epic security fail.

I would argue to a certain extent that gizmodo/gawker is a social network. You get notifications, people heart you, you check it regularly... sure you're not sharing your pictures and stuff, but it's not that different. Maybe there's a distinction that I'm not seeing here.

I'd go over on the price, but under on the time frame. I think they'll go a little smarter when their time comes, but facebook is still only going to be a shadow of its former self when it happens.

prepare yourself for a pleasure explosion!

damn, you beat me to it.

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

I think it's for stupid drivers who continuously miss the exits that the GPS tells them to take.

But WHY?

+1 internet to you.

I find the word pair "Cow magnet" to be inherently amusing.

+2

"...about as protected as the FANG's both axles." For some reason I find this kind of fudged grammar hilarious, I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses it.

I'm going to guess it was butane or naphtha, because it looks like whatever it was leaked through the balloon and the outside ignited first. Those are the most easily accessible flammable fluids I can think of that would move through rubber like that.

And there's no possibility at all that he kissed her in the time that the camera wasn't on them? I don't have a strong opinion on it either way, but I don't think that this video is enough to prove or disprove anything.

My grandmother is probably responsible for about 2 million of those... *sigh*

It walks a little funny, but it looks so heartwarmingly happy that you really can't complain.