"Cat plans on eating owner as soon as they die."

"Cat Looks on in Bemusement as Owner Freezes to Death"

THIS IS WHY I AM TEAM DOG FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Unless you've got 9 psych degrees, 3 black belts, and TWO 12 inch cocks, I've got one more of each of those things than you.

I've got 8 psych degrees, two black belts, and a 12 inch cock, and I think you should probably quit for the night.

Yes, and of those thousands of strikes an incredibly miniscule percentage of them strike people, which was the whole point of that metaphor. I think the last direct hit in America was on an Alabama woman in the 1950s. Meteors hit the earth constantly, but almost never hit people. Therefore it would be grossly…

I hate stories like this, because MRAs love them. False rape accusations are about as statistically common as meteor strikes and are a completely specious, idiotic reason to discount rape accusations. But high profile ones like this (yes I am assuming that Faircloth is lying, literally every single piece of evidence…

Hmmm. Given that I have several alternate identities online - one as a pen name for my writing, and one so I can be out here as a trans person while I work on coming out as such in my personal and professional life, the attempt to discredit her for "posing as a boy" is really disturbing to me. Anonymity and…

Cool: I hated working the garden when I was a kid. Now I appreciate it.

My grandma had the green thumb from hell. Could grow anything. My wife's mom is like that too. She grows huge shit, i can't even get to sprout.

Me too! Except I'm 25, so it also makes me a touch jealous. :)

Did they say anything about these plants growing indefinitely? This is simply a way to get more out of the veggies you buy. And it works. I use this method all the time and usually get 3-4 uses out of a veggie that I otherwise would have thrown away after the initial use. Calm down.

I keep embarrassing myself by attempting to employ even a fraction of your eloquence in applauding this piece. So I'm just gonna stop. This is fucking brilliant.

I grew up out in the country in Georgia and have dozens of relatives and their friends that still live there that proudly wear confederate battle flags, have bumper stickers or the like - and all of them claim they are "celebrating heritage" and "aren't racist".

"Being proud of your Southern heritage does not mean that you are racist or condone slavery."

Her fitness level is inferior as per measurements to compete in that scenario based on a breakdown of athletic profiles across all major sports that were based on war games. I wrote a paper pointing this out in every detail when that was the trending media topic, analyzing every aspect of each person. Do you even…