Oryx and Crake was a masterpiece but then I felt the books began to have problems by the end. I'm still flabbergasted by Toby and Zeb and how little I cared about their relationship or even saw it as real. It was weird. That whole last book was weird.

PRAISE BE THE TV...VIDEO..SCREEN-VIEWING GODS! An Amazon Prime Veronica Mars marathon got me through the flu (tip o' the hat to #Girlfriend for the great recommendation. That show was so jaded and morose "We used to be friends, a long time ago..." it fit my flu mood perfectly and any other show would have induced…

This is my favorite comment of the week.

George is just a high-functioning d-bag. No warmth for George.

Done!

A rudder is used to steer a boat. He's saying he felt adrift, lost, with no direction, Twizzlerlessness CLEARLY is his problem...

No, Orlando! Please get rudderless again. I have a whole bunch of rudders. Get your rudders right here...

OK. I'm not too far behind then. Just a little clueless, per usual, move it along folks, nothing to see here, show's over....God I'm typing the weirdest shit tonight. It's not a full moon or I'd think it's a full moon.

omg how long has there been a ROYGBIV blog (cute name)? I am like stumbling around the Gawkerverse like a gray today, seeing things I've never seen. Also, awesome post!

Oh, right. NVM, FBI. I'll go back to playing Candy Crush Saga...

squeeeeeeeeeeee squee squee squeeeeeee...omg i'm squeeing

"Here we are now, entertain us," Kurt Cobain urged, and you followed his advice. This was the funniest thing I've read in ages. If only Kurt Cobain could have read this instead.

I'm about ready to join the fricking Syrian side.

I'm sorry, I will not take your advice and I will be FURIOUS about this. THOSE ARE TAX DOLLARS FROM MY POCKET AND YOUR POCKET! We can't feed hungry children or pay for their medical care or fix their teeth, we've got Grannies living on cat food and selling their pills to survive, we've got young black men raised to be…

Exactly. I love how people are trying to find a good reason for Malaysia dragging that grieving mother from the room. Christ on a stick, which PR firm is now trolling Gawker on behalf of Malaysia?...

I realize now that quote makes little sense because I forgot to put in the top part explaining the "conditions." Anyway, I was surprised because I still reflexively call it "the Ukraine" too. Old habits. Thanks for the all fascinating info on all these big scary war machines. I hope nobody ever uses them.

I just had to wiki it and yes:

Seriously. Thank you in advance for your service.

ETA: I apologize for the formatting issues I'm having here. Kinja doesn't like my story, lol. She grayed out my last sentence.

I'm not tired of the cronut. What is a cronut? Is it good?