Oryx and Crake was a masterpiece but then I felt the books began to have problems by the end. I'm still flabbergasted by Toby and Zeb and how little I cared about their relationship or even saw it as real. It was weird. That whole last book was weird.

George is just a high-functioning d-bag. No warmth for George.

Done!

A rudder is used to steer a boat. He's saying he felt adrift, lost, with no direction, Twizzlerlessness CLEARLY is his problem...

No, Orlando! Please get rudderless again. I have a whole bunch of rudders. Get your rudders right here...

OK. I'm not too far behind then. Just a little clueless, per usual, move it along folks, nothing to see here, show's over....God I'm typing the weirdest shit tonight. It's not a full moon or I'd think it's a full moon.

omg how long has there been a ROYGBIV blog (cute name)? I am like stumbling around the Gawkerverse like a gray today, seeing things I've never seen. Also, awesome post!

"Here we are now, entertain us," Kurt Cobain urged, and you followed his advice. This was the funniest thing I've read in ages. If only Kurt Cobain could have read this instead.

Exactly. I love how people are trying to find a good reason for Malaysia dragging that grieving mother from the room. Christ on a stick, which PR firm is now trolling Gawker on behalf of Malaysia?...

I realize now that quote makes little sense because I forgot to put in the top part explaining the "conditions." Anyway, I was surprised because I still reflexively call it "the Ukraine" too. Old habits. Thanks for the all fascinating info on all these big scary war machines. I hope nobody ever uses them.

I just had to wiki it and yes:

Seriously. Thank you in advance for your service.

I'm not tired of the cronut. What is a cronut? Is it good?

No, my hatred for men fluctuates dependent on what douchebags they are being. I'm only human and sometimes I love men very much, too. But we live in a culture which condones unacceptable behavior in men and when I'm reminded of that, and of how casually men embrace that, then I start hating on them. It's an emotional,…

I'm sorry, too. But society conditions men to believe that if they're not objectifying women, they're not being manly. Also, to go full jezz, do you watch today's porn? Because it's all pretty Magic Johnson's Houseish....

He'd go throughout the house, the pool. He'd order people to start doing things. All you had to be was near a chick. There were guys who would yell, 'Magic, she's not getting busy! She's not!' He'd run over and she'd get busy. Celebrity is seductive in L.A. Girls have this desperation about them, like moths to a…

She's mentally ill. Any case is going to end in court-ordered psychiatric treatment and maybe a protective order, the end. (You're going to be gray, twizzler, why even comment? Oh I don't know, twizzler, just because I enjoyed that thread with Penabler at the end. Yes, Penabler is un-grayed here and you're not. No…

Yes to bulk. I bought a $50 bag of dog food online with a coupon and that thing has lasted me three months and counting. (Of course, thank god the dogs like it.) Plus I didn't have to carry it. Yes to online dog food!

This is beautiful advice. If I had a social media presence I'd be sharing this all over it.

Did you just edit me into Tweet form? lol.