No, my hatred for men fluctuates dependent on what douchebags they are being. I'm only human and sometimes I love men very much, too. But we live in a culture which condones unacceptable behavior in men and when I'm reminded of that, and of how casually men embrace that, then I start hating on them. It's an emotional,…

I'm sorry, too. But society conditions men to believe that if they're not objectifying women, they're not being manly. Also, to go full jezz, do you watch today's porn? Because it's all pretty Magic Johnson's Houseish....

He'd go throughout the house, the pool. He'd order people to start doing things. All you had to be was near a chick. There were guys who would yell, 'Magic, she's not getting busy! She's not!' He'd run over and she'd get busy. Celebrity is seductive in L.A. Girls have this desperation about them, like moths to a…

She's mentally ill. Any case is going to end in court-ordered psychiatric treatment and maybe a protective order, the end. (You're going to be gray, twizzler, why even comment? Oh I don't know, twizzler, just because I enjoyed that thread with Penabler at the end. Yes, Penabler is un-grayed here and you're not. No…

Yes to bulk. I bought a $50 bag of dog food online with a coupon and that thing has lasted me three months and counting. (Of course, thank god the dogs like it.) Plus I didn't have to carry it. Yes to online dog food!

This is beautiful advice. If I had a social media presence I'd be sharing this all over it.

Did you just edit me into Tweet form? lol.

The rise of processed foods has been accompanied with a rise in all diseases, has it not? Autoimmune disorders, endocrine disorders, central nervous system disorders, they are all on the rise. It's either our environment, our food, or our water. Or all three. Right?

I'm sorry, I have to ask now: Does this happen to people just sitting with a water cup next to them all day, or do you have to chug the water?

Is she any relation to Mohammed Hadid, the filthy rich and perpetually-onscreen architect/developer/richguy on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? The one who used to be married to Yolanda and is the father of Gigi Hadid the supermodel?

I have to admit I inherited it. Not only can I make things grow, I can see the difference in a plant that is loved and nourished. I could do the same physical things to a plant, give it the same water and light, but if I don't cluck over it and pull dead things off and talk to it, that plant will be so much more…

The joy of cuttings. My mom could take half a leaf off a plant and grow a six-foot bush. This is good stuff. Do we have a gardening club or is that a Lifehacker thing? I'm more of a Gawkerer and haven't been hazed for Lifehacker.

Ditto what you said. And I'm glad the author is 25, so there's more ahead. Makes me hopeful for the future and all that fogey talk. ;)

I'm already feeling sorry for all the people who will lose unjustly, and that's hard enough, but to have to lose out to DiCaprio's performance on Wolf of Wall Street? That would make me want to leave the business, especially if I were Jared Leto. DID ANY SEE HIS PERFORMANCE? HE WAS A REVELATION!!!!!!!

This is Crosstalk share-worthy. RIGHT ON!

Ashley Banfield needs to quit whining. Journalists have been getting death threats since long before Twitter. That's why CNN has card key access and armed security guards. Anybody who gets a death threat on Twitter can pass that shit straight to the FBI which will take it more than seriously. Furthermore, this notion…

I love both actors and I'm not scared off by intense — Top of the Lake was pretty intense and turned many people off but I liked it.

I don't know. I could not stand the opening episode. Lingering, lingering shots of naked, tortured dead woman tied to stick. Shots lingering all over her naked body. Well, thanks for that. Turned it off.

I'm so glad this all came out. Feel terrible for Martin but it looks like this is opening some eyes to what abuse is. Or trying to.

Junior high schools don't even allow this sort of behavior anymore. I think most of them have anti-bullying policies that would have gotten Richie Incognito expelled before sixth period.