Speaking of Danny Huston, this is what I like to see. Two men and women of the same age and experience and wisdom and talent burning down the screen. THIS is sexy, Hollywood, not some Grampa lusting after teenagers!
I missed Murder She Wrote?! I was saving it! (Wasn't quite ready to handle '80s big hair, shoulderpads and cheesy plots yet). Dayum. Thanks for the heads up, Burtsy. Netflix is getting a letter.
I can totally believe we caused the fire ant problem. But we can't respond with violence or the terrorists win.
#OCCUPYANTS
they'll sting you because "fuck you" in their hivemind. And they'll hope you die.
I'm no art major, but isn't this just a cool way to illustrate the age-old drawing principle of negative space and positive space?
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One ant's death diminishes me.
In my shameful past I tried that once, when I was just a sugar solution. My aunt smacked my butt and told me not only was I killing God's creatures I was gonna burn the block down. You think that has happened, neighborhood block fire started by magnifying glass with ants/aunts?
Uncle Milton's Giant Ant Farm. $15.98 on Amazon. And the artwork keeps changing! And the artists aren't murdered!
Was his name Dr. Ant Mengele?
No thanks, I have plenty in my yard. I don't enjoy them biting me, but they don't enjoy me walking on them. I'm not going to pour chemicals on the earth to kill them, though, and I hope they'll have the same consideration for me.
So people pay tribute to this wonder of nature by frying to death the creatures who made it? The apocalypse cannot come fast enough. We don't deserve this earth.
Fourthed or fifthed on the loving the covers and the great advice. You know how I see description? As the place to put your voice instead of the characters' voices. I'm thinking of Susan Orlean and The Orchid Thief, and how her descriptions could put you into a trance, they were dreamy, or make you laugh. I'll never…
What if he was the same dude? Was he a Cuban guy named Nico? lol. For some reason that sounds very funny when I type it. No offense to the nice Cuban guys named Nico out there.
I know. Guys lied all the time on Match.com about everything. That's why I call it my foolish Match.com days.
I'm short so height isn't a problem. But back in my foolish Match.com days I went on a date with a guy who claimed to be 5'7", so I wore heels. And towered over him. He was 5'1". Lying is a problem.