Probably have no one to be racist towards.

“There’s no way an apple product could have such a flaw.”

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

BROACHELLA

So Coachella is basically Burning Man for people who like amenities?

Looks like a God of War level

To be fair, he’s no stranger to popping a bone in.

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

I forget... with lions are you supposed to keep still and maintain eye contact, play dead, yell and make yourself seem as big as possible, or baste yourself in roast beef jus and wait to be eaten?

"Just play along. He's basically a child."

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

Bill Nye still believes in Global Warming. That's all you need to know about Bill Nye.

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

Why can't I just fill an envelope with glitter and mail it myself with no return address? Or at least 123 Bullshit Street, Fuckoffville WA 98000

Can't see this working on gay people. They would just love it...

Big deal, I've been doing that through Amazon for years...