A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

To be fair, he’s no stranger to popping a bone in.

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

"Just play along. He's basically a child."

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

Bill Nye still believes in Global Warming. That's all you need to know about Bill Nye.

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

He's very good friends with Mel Gibson and that's all I have on that front.

Is he on drugs again? Because yikes.

NFL = Never Fold Legs

All this with her kid in the car.

The kid in the passenger seat gave it that extra touch of redneck sadness.

Sorry for that little boy..

Quite a role model for her kid.

The Fuck You at the very end was a great Fuck You. The tone and conviction were spot on.

That host was a pro the whole way through

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

Scrolled down and didn't see anyone mention this, so I'll add post to give everyone a bit of peace of mind.