You got me. Haven't read Twilight or Genji, was just making wild guesses.

Eeh, close. Both of your posts would have been a lot better if you had left out the Twilight part. As already pointed out, Twilight's audience was girls, not gay virgins, and the Twilight books probably had a lot of getting laid just like Genji, which contradicts your second point.

Whereas, nerds obsessed with feudal Japanese romance novels are constantly having sex

Please watch Archer.

Did anyone else get kind of worried about the state of Andy and April's marriage during this episode? April seemed interested in the Lincoln Stripper, and Andy seemed a bit dissatisfied about how quickly they got married.

Did anyone else get kind of worried about the state of Andy and April's marriage during this episode? April seemed interested in the Lincoln Stripper, and Andy seemed a bit dissatisfied about how quickly they got married.

Pirate Virus here. So ridiculously gets stuck in my head.

Ah! That would also explain why everything Patrice said was incredibly wooden and unconvincing. The actress playing Patrice isn't a bad actress, she's just playing someone who is a bad actress!

Ah! That would also explain why everything Patrice said was incredibly wooden and unconvincing. The actress playing Patrice isn't a bad actress, she's just playing someone who is a bad actress!