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You hear that Jalopniik? BEARS. Now you’re putting the whole website in jeopardy.

Cheers, fellow Jalops.

I can think of one person that would LOVE that ejection seat.

I think it’s time for you to collect.

You haven’t lost your touch.

You really, really didn’t miss much. Part 3 was easily the worst. Part 2 was just mindless fun.

About the jetpack....

REDD FOXX STANDING BY

I immediately thought of this.

AWAKEN MY POTATOES

The [E]nd of YorHa had me shook. I took to twitter to basically cry to Yoko Taro with a tweet that was basically, “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”.

For the discerning touge and idol enthusiast, may I present:

If it would bring back Ernest Borgnine, I would play Modern Helicopter Warfare.

This ^.

“Omen”

Yep, that Babel Tower was an Omen alright. It’s even worse on the digital versions, where you can’t hear the disc spin to let you know a random encounter was going to happen.

Time for the obligatory NRW soundtrack post for this.

2. When I read about this back in 2015, I was riveted. I do hope that they’ve all found stable work.

I voted CP, but I still want it.