Couldn’t spell “spec” right.

Hey you don’t need to be so down on this because

Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
This CP is over
Lost, like the tears that used to tide me over

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And this is right after they basically called you out on twitter. HAH.

I was in high school when MGS came out, and even then I understood just how horrifying the spectre of Nuclear Armageddon is.

All of us are united by the understanding that one man’s trash is another man’s ironic treasure.

Yep. Those are it. So I’m not speechless anymore :P

Yep. I still have my awards (your pictures) from my COTD’s. Do we still drink brefass scotch?

I came for this. Was not disappointed.

$kay, I’ve been on jalopnik for a long time, and this is the first time where you’ve left me speechless. Bravo.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!

Shimoneta? In my Jalopnik? It’s more likely than I think!

“Get in the car, Torchinsky.”

KAMILLE’S A MAN’S NAME! AND I’M A MAN!

Does the 1:76 scale Morris Marina come with a piano?

You have to RIP AND TEAR until it is done.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT GEORGE ISN’T AT HOME PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP

I had this playing in the background.