Missile Commander? Meet the Dance Commander.

I cried when I read this. Then I imagined Chairman Kaga sayin' it in his dubbed voice. Then I chortled.

The Jet that Topper Harley used to drop that bomb on Saddam in "Hot Shots!".

I am not jiggy with this.

I listened to the whole thing in David Hasslehoff and William Daniels' voice. And it was brilliant.

I like sexy italian cars. I also like sexy italian girls. Girls like Valentina Dessi.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

you too?

Oh Spiegel, you card.

...I can hear helicopters.

Ladies and gentlemen, be sure to tip your waitresses on the way out.

I like hot Korean cars. I also like hot korean girls, like the members of my favorite group, "Girls' Generation".

Horsepower wars? In my automotive industry?

GIGA.....DRILL....BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

@Smoshmonker: Wow.

"No, I am Spartacus!"

Hey, are those the palomar mountain twisties or the twisties off Telegraph Canyon road? Either way, we gotta head south and do body shots off some girls in Tijuana.