@AugureTheCensored: already dead

@Jagvar: Those German brothers can tell you why.

@BradMW: I said....

For the price, it's definitely NP. Would I want one? Not really.

@Spiegel Che Guevara: Of course! Been followin' the comic for a while now.

Top Gear Test Track

But if you're making it smaller, then doesn't that mean you're trying to hide your enormous penis? I'm confused.

I'm not going down there unless I have a suitable guide with me.

Shouldn't the frenchies be used to armed takeovers? I thought that's how they do strikes in France?

@izzor_noraa.catpart: someone had to.

'ring time?

@Pessimippopotamus: RAAAAAAAAAGE

I sure as hell hope so, Kaz.

@The Second Spitter: Condoms and rum, Alan?

@FodderTheSane: ...you just had to, Fodder.

Clarence Boddicker does not approve.

Some say that it reproduces asexually, and that his coat comes in all sorts of colors to attract mates. All we know is, he's called the STIG.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, wolves are apparently used in a viral marketing scheme to sell vodka.

This is the car of my childhood. I'd keep it EXACTLY the way it is.