@spiegel1: did there i see what you.
twitchykun(ate Schrödinger's cat)
twitchykun
@Ray Wert: in offtopic, mein dragon liege.
Piss and moan about how jalopnik's strayed from the "awesomeness manifesto", and jalopnik always finds a way to prove that it's still awesome.
@Helba: Hubris is Humorous.: yeah, and Laura Bush killed a dude.
@spiegel1: fucked up in the head, awesome in bed, amirite?
@stoke: .....the Jalopnik Forza 3 pack will be out soon?
@fhrblig: NP.
@Quattro-luvr: Dragons.
The Jalopnik Commentariat.
fiestOWNED. Ouch.
@pauljones: Hm...I've got a pair of spy optic sunglasses, does that count?
Who's gonna test drive this for us? Ray's mom?
I've got some lint and some condoms, you think that'll fly?
I heard you liked concepts...
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Somebody call Europe, they're about to get their second comeback.
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@Ash78, pending babydaddy: @spiegel1 -
Why can't they give the traffic cops shitty cars?
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2012 GTR eh? I'll give it some soul....if it isn't ALREADY DEAD.