@spiegel1: did there i see what you.

@Ray Wert: in offtopic, mein dragon liege.

Piss and moan about how jalopnik's strayed from the "awesomeness manifesto", and jalopnik always finds a way to prove that it's still awesome.

@87CapriceEstate going on 2 years:

@Helba: Hubris is Humorous.: yeah, and Laura Bush killed a dude.

@spiegel1: fucked up in the head, awesome in bed, amirite?

@stoke: .....the Jalopnik Forza 3 pack will be out soon?

@fhrblig: NP.

@Quattro-luvr: Dragons.

The Jalopnik Commentariat.

fiestOWNED. Ouch.

@pauljones: Hm...I've got a pair of spy optic sunglasses, does that count?

Who's gonna test drive this for us? Ray's mom?

I've got some lint and some condoms, you think that'll fly?

I heard you liked concepts...

Somebody call Europe, they're about to get their second comeback.

@Ash78, pending babydaddy: @spiegel1 -

Why can't they give the traffic cops shitty cars?

2012 GTR eh? I'll give it some soul....if it isn't ALREADY DEAD.