@jakebonz: Inside the brain of Sen. Ted Stevens.

@SerialThriller: I need to has opulence. Hence, the pygmy giraffe. And a remote that sits on bars of gold.

Does it come with a pygmy giraffe?

@jakebonz: There's a series of tubes in the picture, so I would think that's the case.

@Ash78, working for the rat race: Yep. It's....the internet.

A series of tubes.

Morphing?

Why did you get caught?

AFTERBURNER just kicked in yo.

@JC Whitless: That's odd, I think I got attacked by Jezebel members last year...oh, that was outside the Twilight panel at Comic Con 2009.

@shinjukuDLJ: Who DOESN'T like pie, my friend?

@Skunky: ...and in related news, Yahoo! company stock is rising!

So they're bringing back the Fiero? Yay!

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: There's going to be a massacre on the 2nd floor of the CCR building...Chip? Tammy?

@FodderTheSane: COTD

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Negative Cubed?

Hold on to your butts...

That's an ugly case of morning wood.