twitchykun
twitchykun(ate Schrödinger's cat)
twitchykun

My car!

Yo dawg I herd u like cars, so we put a car on your boat so you can drive while you sail...

Here come the "Orange you..." jokes in 5...4....3...2...1...

the Shagohod!

I thought the velociraptor one would've nailed you that star. Either way, congrats are in order!

Buying this as soon as I get home.

@Ray Wert: Oversteering is okay, right?

2 bridges 1 river.

@LuckyChuck: I wonder if the Velociraptor eats random drivers at random times. I'm so there.

People with outstanding warrants.

Somebody castrate him. He doesn't need his balls.

Heroin Needle. This is beyond crack pipe.

Runaway train never going back