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I watched that video with the Spielberg and Nicholson lookalikes, and it looks like Jim 'Jet' is legitimately associated with them, since he did a whole spiel about how great they are on the video. Did anyone try to get in touch with him directly? Does he know what kind of company they are?

Yeah, cause who doesn't love forking over $500 deductible + increased renewal rate + decreased resale value (thanks carfax). Fuck you.

The more competition the better. I don't like betting against Chinese entrepreneurs like this, the scale of growth in China is astounding and it's driven by people like Guanqiu.

Pottymouth.
No one is denigrating your 22 year work history.

nunchucks are great as a WASD replacement. I sometimes use my PS Move Nav controller for this sort of thing. Analogue movement + mouse aiming seems like the ultimate control scheme for some shooters. :D

Do they also say things like "oh wow, you have a bmw? must be nice to be rich"

I spoke with a former pontiac marketing exec, the first question I asked him was if Maximum Bob is as cool as he appears. Ive never heard anyone answer so fast. His answer was that if anything he is cooler.

Roger B. has to be the winner. Not a single vehicle that came out during his tenure was launched properly, designed properly, or built properly. Not one.

maybe you should calm down and not be such a petulant child, nobody gives a shit how you want things pronounced.

Oh, shut up, bro.

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Oh look! A link to the original, longer video on YouTube that ISN'T YET ANOTHER LIVELEAK SHITPOST!

they have setups to test the found cartridges

Actually, if it was supposed to be realistic, they'd never even be able to jump that high.

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Funny, but I wonder if he was 'inspired' by this video by a german artist that went online just 3 weeks ago:

Wouldn't it be more realistic if he just broke his hand? I mean, still pretty bad.

TL;DR: Read the whole thing.

I was surprised to hear someone say "Ok, I apologize Sir".

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

OK, first, I graphed all this yesterday. Come on Patrick, steal my graphs from Twitter - they are free to use ;)

I agree, and I want that to happen. More small, affordable RWD sport coupes to choose from? Yes, please.