...or if she was from, say, Syria?

As long as it’s not as hot as Australian sand in summer. That stuff gives you 3rd degree foot burns.

I have somehow missed the time of year when sand is pleasantly warm instead of so hot it’s incredibly painful to walk through without closed toe shoes.  So a climate controlled beach sounds pretty nice to me!  Maybe this roof could shade it so it doesn’t get so hot.

No way will I ever make use of a public bidet.

Same. I could give a rat’s ass what combo of toilet/urinal it has. I want it to be wheelchair accessible and have a changing station. 

Put an M and a W on the doors on a little wheel so they can be spun upside down as needed.

Chris Pratt needs to shut up until the end of time. His opinions are sheer garbage and I won’t deny that.

He’s too old for Bond.

I disagreed with you until you said Jensen Ackles then I thought

I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.

Yeah I’m tired of shitting on things that can make things better. If targeting men helps men be more engaged let’s do that. Bitching and saying men should just care isn’t going to change a thing.

JUST WATCH PEEPSHOW. I’ve ranted about this before but I am excessively annoyed by remakes (in particular American remakes of very good British programmes). If you think Peepshow is funny, just watch Peepshow.

Peep show is one of the greatest shows to happen. Ever. Could it work with two womeN? OF COURSE.

Though I’ll admit, I would be curious about who they cast as the female Super Hans.

Why on earth would anyone want to rate this PG-13? I have a hard time imagining very many preteens and teens wanting to see a movie about a rock icon from their parents’ and grandparents’ eras.  

Uh, the success of this show was/is contingent on a) British humour and b) Mitchell and Webb’s comedic genius so if you take those two things away you’ll be left with a flaming dumpster fire of painfully unfunny cringe. I mean, with the exception of Arrested Development and certain episodes of the Office (the latter po…

Why not just write an original series?

Who among us hasn’t boned someone for, like, two weeks because it’s outside-drinks-naked-time?

I was just out of a serious & heavy relationship and was looking for fun sexy times. I met a guy, older than me, an artist, and we spent maybe 6 weeks hanging out. He painted me like his french girls even. It was the perfect, rom-com, white lady comes into her life again moment and I was loving it.

Who among us hasn’t boned someone for, like, two weeks because it’s outside-drinks-naked-time?