Yes and no. Obviously a lot of jobs can’t stay in America without harmful protectionist policies that interfere with free trade.

Is being punk as exhausting as it seems?

Good. Keep pushing to treat guns like cars; registration, training, liability, insurance. Metal designed to move at high velocities should have the same consequences when someone fucks up using it.

Well that was fun, and fairly accurate. But a potential president’s punk bona fides are the last concern, unless it’s a judgement on the authenticity of his backstory; I suspect, what with prep school and the real estate development FiL, it’s mostly personality-enhancing bullshit.

OK. This handwriting. This mocking parent. Let’s just, for the moment, assume he doesn’t have a learning disability.

According to an article in the Wash. Post by Gabrielle Bluestone - “Jane Buckingham, accused of paying someone to take the ACT for her son and then asking for a copy of the exam to administer to him at home so he would think he’d really taken the test.” I actually feel for this kid with a mother like that. 

I am in no way defending anything Felicity did in this shit show, but given the her crime was paying off crooked people to get her worthless children getting into colleges they neither deserved or gave 1 or less fucks about, is guns drawn really necessary?

Maybe now Roger Stone can shut up and stop bitching about how the FBI took him into custody using unnecessarily extraordinary means.

Is Jezebel under contract to publish an article about the merits of “sex work” every time a sex trafficking bust happens?

It’s a really hard topic because while consenting sex workers want full legalization, there’s evidence that that model increases sex trafficking.

“accept unwanted physical contact with another person”

Unpopular opinion (?) huge diamond rings are tacky, they look like costume jewelry. I feel like people who want that type of ring really just want everyone to know how rich they are and that’s it. It’s not about aesthetics, it’s about flaunting wealth.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got..

You’re assuming and reaching. Quite a feat IRL but a normal day on the Jez comment section.

This story proves, without a shadow of a doubt, the futility of arguing with hardcore anti-vaxxers. If almost losing a child, something I fear much more than dying myself, isn’t enough to shake these people, nothing will. Bet the medical staff treating this poor child had to restrain themselves.

Can CPS do anything in a case like this? I guess I’m not sure. Poor kid, all that suffering because of stupid parents, and then they didn’t even learn thier lesson. A big FUCK YOU from us immunocompromised folks. I wonder if these fools even had insurance for all this.

How to get disbarred: Gleefully break client privilege and expose some of their of medical information in the very next sentence.

I am absolutely horrified and offended by this lawyer. Attorney-client privilege is beyond essential to what we do, and this shit is why some of our clients don’t trust us. Fuck this guy. Fuck him. I’m so livid. It’s beyond unethical. You don’t want the case? Don’t fucking take the case then. No one made you - you’re…

“but I’m not unconvinced that the claim isn’t legitimate.”

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THOSE VERSIONS