This is going to turn into a dumbed-down version of “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!” from ‘A Few Good Men’.  

Let’s stop encouraging children under 13 to have “boyfriends/girlfriends.” That has been my TEDtalk

There are so many pretenders to the title these days...

No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that

I misunderstood the headline, and I wondered what he was going to be deposed from, King of the Assholes?

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

I’ve hated Ryan Adams since he remade Taylor Swift’s album and so many music critics were like, “Wow it’s so good and deep now that a SENSITIVE MAN is performing it.”.

I agree with you on most of this, but the world doesn't really need any more Mandy Moore music. 

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

Has anyone signed Cara Delevingne for the movie yet?

Thank you for this. The article is bad enough but some of the comments are horrifying. 

This is your reminder that legalized prostitution increases human trafficking a statistically significant amount everywhere it is implemented. 

Jezebel is a tabloid. A tabloid with delusions of grandeur, but a tabloid none-the-less. The sooner we all make our peace with that the better.

Tiger: Your honor, I am not to blame here. The zookeeper told me to eat the pussy.

I’ve never understood how Jennifer Aniston became such a huge star. She’s pretty enough and was on a popular sitcom 20 years ago, but that describes one in ten actresses in Hollywood. I don’t have anything against her, I just can’t figure out how and why she’s so famous, other than the fact that she was married to…

fyi if the radiologist is gonna be there, they are probably gonna try to biopsy it if they think they can hit it pretty easily. if this happens, it doesnt necessarily mean it looks terrible, just that it’s something they think they can hit and get a piece of and maybe get an answer from pathology (which is the area i…

Last year I found a lump on my arm and I freaked out about it here and a few days later I was telling everyone that the doctor said it was just a weird thing of fat called a lipoma. I didn’t even know that was a thing. I first thought the doctor said “lymphoma”, which I do know about, and I must have made a face that…

It's easy to overthink. Fingers crossed that you're okay.

I understand almost none of this.

Shortly after my dad died, somebody posted a photo to reddit that I had shared on facebook about the incredibly heartwarming gesture his favorite restaurant had made for him upon learning he had passed away. They used my caption and everything, pretending that my dad dead was theirs. It quickly garnered thousands of…