Honest question... how is Lyft or Uber supposed to prevent this kind of thing?

It will only get worse as time goes on. There are plenty of people that need elevators for a wide number of reasons. Because it’s hard is a shitty reason to keep from modernizing.

Elevators, shit, why don’t they even have ramps?!

“Fuck, not this jackass again.”

lol Apple: Putting lipstick on a pig since 1976

I can’t stand Rent and the older I get the more it annoys me.

The writers of Rent expect us to feel sorry for a handful of complete morons because they are either artsy or gay or both, and their struggle is so REAL, RIGHT?? But no, they’re idiots, Benny is the only dude who has the right idea, and his friends are assholes for not wanting to pay to live in his building.

Watching Rent as an adult is kind of like watching The Little Mermaid as an adult. I still find it enjoyable, because I love the songs, but mostly I’m just questioning why people thought they could get away with not paying rent in NYC, and feeling kind of bad for Benny the whole time. Yea, I know he made an agreement…

I hope this piss-poor rendition of Rent reminded everyone that Rent is the most overwrought, overrated garbage musical on the face of the earth. Rent is bad, and I’m glad Fox made it worse.

This country is not looking to recycle the 2016 election and HRC has the same authenticity and charisma problem that she did then.  No thank you,

Don’t you dare! Don’t you even dare!

I have no objection to HRC being President. I voted for her. I would vote for her again if it came to that.

Whenever the Democrats have a good week, you can bet your ass a Hillary Clinton story will magically appear over the next weekend. You can set your watch to it. 

I ran into some idiot at the bank who was bitching about how we needed small government. Then he bragged about how he’d never even met a federal employee in his life.

The USA is 3,800,000 square miles, population 327 MILLION people.  No, a “small” government won’t do.  

is subject to mockery from French royalists for his accent

I have this for those occasions

This is absolutely delicious...

“Конечно, янв.”