Well, What Did You Think Will Smith as the Genie in Aladdin Was Going to Look Like?

The addition is unnecessary in my opinion. Jasmine was already empowering for refusing to enter into an arranged marriage even though it was law for a princess. She eventually convinced her father to change the law and she marries the man she chooses.

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

I have a bipolar 15 year old. It's fucking hard. 

Actually, having done both things, I can say that Parenting While Hungover is #2 on the bad list. #1 is working in a deep-dish pizza restaurant kitchen while hungover is far worse. Kids do, at least take occasional naps and sometimes do cute and rewarding things. A 750 degree pizza oven just makes you sweat out the…

I feel like this is missing some logical connectors. Maybe the a lot parents who did not plan for childcare did plan for how much they would drink and did not plan to be hungover, thus obviating the need for childcare. This needs a question that “if you planned on how much you would drink, what did you plan? Did you…

Uhhhhh wow. Wow.

When I was 15, I was admitted to the psych ward through the ER for some pretty serious self-harm (cutting, specifically). It was November. I didn’t want to talk to my dad in there ‘cause I knew he’d be an asshole. He was such an asshole to the caretakers, though, that they MADE me talk to him just to get him off their…

Yikes.

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a…

This gift wasn’t given to me personally but it was still pretty awful from my perspective:

JFC, what an epic tool.

Other than objecting to the line that “she never knew her father” I agree with everything else. I get that Clint Eastwood is more famous than she was, but other than mentioning that they were a couple and made some films together, the rest should have just been about her apart from Eastwood.

I’m okay with this so long as his future obit is written as “Clint Eastwood, mortal enemy of empty chair, dies at X”

An acquaintance of mine had an uncle who wrote a screenplay and produced an Eastwood film (I won’t name which one). According to the family lore, he had another film deal, and Eastwood cut him out of it completely. He sued and won, but Eastwood ensured he never got any more work. Their much longer account of the…

I’m sure Miss USA’s Vietnamese is flawless.

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

PENTATONIX IS TRASH GROW UP

technically the singular of Pentatonix is Pentatonic

I never played with dolls, but I loved miniatures. Dolls house furniture fascinated me. I probably would have loved these dolls just because of their accessories. Barbie stuff never interested me because her accessories are just plastic junk. These dolls had the real things, just in miniature. And, you are absolutely…