This is not only Crack Pipe, it’s morally depraved.

Yay! Way to go editing the video and making it shitty and unentertaining.

so you bought a German whale disguised as a sports car.

“Since the technology isn’t complete yet,”

A beige Camry. Drive normally and you are literally invisible to police.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Just because most people, anywhere, cannot afford the NSX does not mean that they are not allowed to be excited for one or be disappointed that it took so long.

From 30HP

Lol, suburban piece of crap isn’t fun to drive. The Q7 handles like a nimble sedan, despite its size.

I don’t get this attitude unless you just don’t want to admit it was cool. Startup company builds fully electric car that can go 4 times farther than any other electric car and it outsells established rivals? That’s the definition of cool, at least from an engineering and business standpoint. What else does it need?…

Camry - Look at how grounded to the ground it is.

Modern design, big, soft, luxurious, and faster than you’d expect.

This is assuming all manual drivers aren’t obnoxious asshats heel-and-toeing their way to the grocery store and bragging about it on the internet.

Nyan Cat livery preferably

Texting and driving is terrible, but if I’m skipping some songs on Spotify at a light I shouldn’t get yelled at by some dick on a bike.

Dear Doug,

The obvious answer is Focus ST:

350 HP @ 3,500 - 7,500 RPM / 350 Ft-lbs @ 1250 - 5,000 RPM, weigh between 3,000-3,200, have four doors, and a manual.