How to calculate a trade-in value like the average car shopper:

“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555”

Ad language was likely done by ad builder software. A franchise dealer usually could care less about the details of the used car they’re selling.

Hahahahahahahah, your an idiot. Porsche owners are usually pissed when the car is in the shop.

Owners of PORSCHES are too proud to complain online?

The Crescendo before the Eclipse,

Chrysler Crossfire, not actually a bad car mind you as it is basically an SLK, in fact I work with someone who owned a mid ‘00s SLK and now a brand new SLK, both with metal folding roofs and bought a crossfire for their winter beater... but still the pop up spoiler was a bit out of place on a Chrysler

Fill it with One Direction fans and close it up.

Porsche Cayman GT4

That’s the most precipitation southern California has seen in years.

Still twin dual cam is a HORRIBLE descriptor.

I think of the M235i as basically the 235is, but with a more marketable name. There will be a full-blown M2 eventually.