Who will save us from our overly-phlogistonated rivers!?

Well he *did* make the trains run on time.

Good job, sir. I spat out my soup at that.

I wonder if Comcast would hire me as a designated scapegoat. It'd be some nice temp work while I sort out my employment situation.

Man, I practically grew up eating that pickled herring. It tastes like fish candy and childhood.

That's the best news I've heard this year!

The new sheriff is a Moor!

Saint Knick: Now hiring black elves!

Two words, boys: Criminal Minge

I think McFarlane is a supremely talented voice actor, but I don't think I'll ever be a fan of his writing.

Dammit Disqus.

Well, we're at 700+ comments, so I think it might be about time for a SHUFFLE THREAD!

Except that was actually pretty catchy.

I hate e-readers, so I buy mine from India. I had a two-volume physics set that cost $300 American, so I bought the Asian edition in mildly illegal fashion for $50. It was a paperback, but that's worth the $200 I saved.

Nope. Always been a female cat.

Lightsaber hilts are the new midichlorians.

*ahem* Last week's episode featured a trip to Garrick's Wharf.

So that's why he hates Mondays!

I think you're legally allowed to punch them. No jury would convict.

The other day I was thinking about God commanding the Israelites to kill the Amalekites - even to the point of killing the women, infants, and livestock. The answer I got in school (it was a Christian one, complete with Bible class, but it also came with Greek, Latin, and a two-year philosophy class that included…