Every year! And every year I hope for an answer, but alas, we’re continually kept in the dark. It’s a tradition at this point.

Meanwhile, as I think we discussed here yesterday (IDK, time blends together, caffeine has no meaning) people with legit prescriptions can’t get what they need, because no-overlap insurance regulations and insufficient pharmacy inventory are forcing patients to go days and days without their meds.

Wow, you mean if only anybody had ever been told drug addiction was bad we wouldn’t be in this mess?! Also, thanks for openly admitting this is literally the least you can do by reminding us this is the cheapest option!

Yeah, because it’s totally children that over-prescribe opiode painkillers, and also children they are prescribed to. He totally gets the root of the problem guys! The problem is children!

Indoor plumbing FTW.

“It’s bad for the kids”...LOL, that’s our flabby-rumped teevee-addicted leader, once again proving that he’s on the same intelllectual level as an eleven year old. The freakish gasbag doesn’t even understand what “opiates” are, you could fill half a thinble with what he actually “knows” about the problem and still…

I can tell you, as someone in a hurricane prone area, I’m always way more concerned about losing water than electricity. I have the means to get by for up to two weeks without electricity. And while I always stash water to flush the toilet and wash with, that would be sooooooooo much worse! Hell, during Irma, my…

Indoor plumbing has my vote to go all the way. Having just watched Young Ones; the perceived joy in the scene where Elle Fanning and Nicholas Hoult take their first shower in however long made me realize that indoor plumbing is a marvel of modern engineering. (Plus, I was raised in a barn and we had to heat water on…

The apocalypse can take my hot baths from my dead body.

Homeopathic “medicine” will be the death of us all. Literally.

I am outdoorsy but realistic. Nothing has done more to prevent the spread of disease that proper plumbing. Also, after a few days of camping, that hot shower is orgasmic.

Indoor plumbing is something I hardly think about, but which realistically I would miss the most if it were gone. I’m a total city girl and lack of indoor plumbing is high on the list of things that would kill me.

I genuinely thought that by “wellness” they meant like normal taking care of yourself and feeling good, not Goop nonsense. I maybe should have read the intro bit before I voted...

I love it when Jezebel does these brackets! I got way too emotionally invested in the Halloween monster one.

capitalism without joy T_T

It’s capitalism, but with six days and seven nights of push-ups and kale!

I feel like maybe I voted wrong. I thought we were voting for the thing we thought would lead to the apocalypse?

This. Wellness is like the worst type of capitalism: capitalism that pretends to care. At least raw capitalism makes it easy to get Arby’s half pound roast beef and cheese sandwiches and Taco Bell fries and doesn’t try to trick you into thinking any of this was for your health.

Am I supposed to vote for what I think is better or worse?

I’m calling Indoor Plumbing for the win.