I look forward to tuning back in to end stage The Walking Dead, when every original character and classic fan favorite is long gone, and the network suits are no longer paying attention to it, and some passionate newbie showrunner with so many ideas about zombie movies comes on board and does something fucking…

Leave all the croissant accounts in the greys.

Fuck term limits, these political neanderthals need breathing limits, and every last one of them has used up their share.

Am I a terrible person for hoping his cancer comes back? 

By slow rolling impeachment the house leadership is letting the gop control the narrative.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Because Pelosi is every bit as entrenched in corporate money as Mitch. They are two sides of the same broken, corrupt, crippled and ineffective coin.

I keep returning to this one thought: the GOP is SOOOOOOOOO ANGRY yet they are just winning after winning after winning all these little victories.

By the time mirgation is even considered. America will be one very big burning desert. Europe has the very best water management systems in the world. America is depleting water reserves so fast it’s making up stories about forest raking, just to cover up the fact there isn’t enough water to prevent the states from…

because the guy AOC knocked out was Pelosi’s #2, and every mummified old creep in the democratic party is terrified that they might be next if anyone gives those four breathing room.

Republicans: SCREAMING ABOUT A THING

Fools should know Donnie won’t share her, only reason Jared is allowed near her is that he is a completely emasculated eunuch.

imagine, if in your adult, real life job, you threw a fucking hissy fit and stormed out in front of your colleagues. How would that be received?

His opponent in the upcoming election will be legendary Texan Wendy Davis.

The Chinese are really doubling down on this hoax.

But her e-mails! Oh, different her.

How jim jordan is still in government and not in jail astounds me. 

What an incredibly well written article. Thank you for enlightening us on the depths of your brutal experience. This American is incredibly glad you chose us and know that we are a better nation for having you. It rips my heart out to hear the way some of my countrypeople refer to refugees. You are living proof of the…

Let’s keep you here, and send the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people to prison. 

America doesn’t deserve people like you, but I thank God that you made it and can tell your story.