Came here for this. Did not leave disappointed. Thank you!

Seriously. Never leave a paper trail.

I was a pretty unprofessional waiter for a long period of time, and the ONLY time I EVER tampered with food was when I was serving the floor manager while he ate with his mistress 5 minutes after he shouted at me to shift the blame for something he’d fucked up. Some lines you just don’t cross, even if you’re a…

Medium-rare, you heretic.

A well done burger? That right there deserves some type of retaliation! Medium is the best for flavor and texture.

Also, wtf is a chief knowledge officer?

Conservatives are like forever backwards world day but not just words, its how they obtain knowledge, like a “how do you human” version but that “how do you human” is dyslexic at obtaining knowledge or any of life understandings.

The worst homophobes usually are. And that’s the reason why they relentlessly attack the LGBT community.

When I am Emperor, my first official act will be to tax the piss out of every church and religious organization to 1) pay for everyone’s college 2) pay for everyone’s healthcare, and 3) pay for the infrastructure and defense upgrades we need. Scientology will pay twice whatever everyone else pays. Whew! There might…

Exactly how does you religion dictate how anyone else should live. Being Christian is your choice what’s that got to do with me.

I wouldn’t be suprised if he’s secretly gay.

Here’s an idea.

Why doesn’t he go work for the 700 club or any other anti-people organization. Even if I were him and felt that way, why in the world would I go on social media and express that? Leave that ‘sin’ bullshit in your intolerant churches and your Thanksgiving family meals. He will have a job with a “Christian” political…

I actually googled “is it bad that everyone gets on my nerves” yesterday

Ugh, Tracy Morgan. He was my neighbor in his SNL days, and he’d cruise around sticking his head out the window of his gold Lexus, but it was an upper middle class neighborhood so no one cared. I never once saw him on foot because he’d go all the way down into the parking garage just to drive to the corner store and…

I mean, I’ll even expand it to saying “EdnasEdibles gets tired of people sometimes.” I am 42 and I’m exhausted by everyone. I go through really social periods and then I must hide from everyone for a few weeks because people are exhausting.

I’m disappointed that the Rihanna story probably isn’t true.

“She gets tired of men sometimes.”

She was one of the most memorable parts of the season, though — 90 seconds or no.