I can't help but wonder if the Kids In the Hall could have done a trans-related skit that was both aware, sensitive and hilarious?

I don't understand! I mean, I find him attractive, but not like YOWZA HUBBA HUBBA because he's sort of got the whole socially acceptable hottie thing going on and I usually like weirder looking men. But it was SUPER erotic, despite him being only modestly endowed in the dream. He was very touchy/kissy/dirty talk-y.

@pashadag: Was he wearing the stripey short short undies you always see on Community? Because he sure was in my dream.

I had a really vivid sex dream about Joel McHale this morning just before I woke up.

@HermionesGranger: I would've been five or six in the early 90s but I feel ya. It was Marty Robbins, the Oakridge Boys and John Conlee, all the time.

@thePrototype: I... I can't even. Hurrr. I love Vancouver so hard, and there aren't really any other cities in Canada that are as mild-weathered, left-leaning and chock full of stuff to do as Vancouver. It's just so weird that you can be a couple with a combined income of over 100K a year and STILL be resigned to a…

Fuuuuuu. Just to add to the chorus of disbelief at that price tag... I live on the outskirts (by about 3km) of Vancouver in BC and, within the Metro Vancouver area, you cannot even buy a 1 bedroom apartment for under $200K unless it is incredibly old/shoddy/stuffed with bedbugs.

@CoordinatedNot: Hey, they way they do their profiling is much less invasive than the way we think of it and has much more to do with a series of short personal interviews than "Hey, this guy is pretty brown".

I can't judge them too harshly - though there were no children involved at the time, this is remarkably similar to how my parents got together. It happens. It's not great, but it happens. It helps that both of their exes were not exactly the best people (dad's ex-wife was highly superficial and lacking in substance…

@Snarfblat: Peace of mind is SO worth the six or seven bucks for a test. Just pick one up, pee on it and either sigh with relief or start planning an exit strategy! I'm going through this right now, thankfully I'm just late because of finals stress. <3<3

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@Rocket Queen: So I shouldn't tell you about how he was Dorian Gray for Halloween with a shiny silver ascot?

While I tend to find individuals attractive rather than whole subgroups (my range of what I consider hot is VERY broad and tends to be related to just how comfortable someone seems in their skin) the safest bet to drench my knickers is to either be a femme guy or a butch girl. I just like subversion in a really big…

@NewsBunny: Hahaha, that's amazing. So basically you are married to Nathan Lane from the birdcage, except your husband presumably likes XX chromosomes.

@NewsBunny: Really? Do tell! I have the femme-est boy ever, or at least I think I do. It's interesting to meet people in the same boat.

@AllieCaulfield: Cannot unsee! I *knew* something about her looked familiar.

Uh oh, I guess the guy I'm dating is really a girl in a dude suit. I've never met anyone who loved physical affection more in my LIFE. To say nothing of how much he wants babies.

@BlondeGoddess: Granted, the reference is in Dustin Diamond's "tell all" book about Saved By The Bell (that the victim was paid hush money by the network) but I do recall the charges coming up way back in the day when the show was still on.

@BlondeGoddess: Considering he's had his fair share of rape allegations against himself?

@Gold_Lion: OK, first of all, my boyfriend doesn't have a pee-pee. A dick, a cock, a penis, a wang, a dong, a todger or a disco stick perhaps, but certainly not a pee-pee!