Yeah, probably.

I work with several Brits. 2 posh and one really not. All of their accents are like nails on a chalkboard to me, but the Eliza Doolittle who answers the phone makes my ears bleed. Ff instead of th is the worst.

Hee! I stole it from an old Simpsons joke, of course— every situation in life has an applicable Simpsons quote. “‘Ga-RAZH’?? Ooh, la-de-DA, Mister French Man!”

I said “carhole” in front of my realtor (it became a household word after reading McMansion Hell) and she literally did not know what I meant. “We really don’t need 3 car holes.” “I’m... sorry?”

I do love how us Brits have no problem throwing twat or cunt around like there’s no tomorrow but we all have a fucking aneurysm or nervous breakdown if asked to talk about sex.

I’m a freight auditor, I was like wtf.

as opposed to a ‘basic attack’ which involves flinging a pumpkin spice latte at the victim

I’m a lawyer and I speak Spanish.

I briefly uh, dated, let’s just go with dated a guy who had a college logo tattoo.

No. Some have a slight tan.

I’ve lived in NYC my entire life. When I was in my early twenties, I blacked out on the downtown “A” train. I came to at the 59th street stop, go off the train and staggered 3 blocks to the Roosevelt ER. The treating doctor ran some tests and then insisted that I only had the flu.

And here the racism comes out! Gotta mention a black man to defend your shitty nazi barbie

More like a White Feminist.

In this particular case, it’s because Taylor Swift herself makes a BIG deal out of being like “hey look at me I am a feminist I am all for girl power yay women!” and uses the feminism movement for her own personal gain. If she didn’t try to co-opt feminism, and in the process present a bastardized twisted form of it…

If i was making this movie it would be about an older, down on his luck Joker being taken into Arkham by Batman. And all the while he’s narrating his life during flahbacks, in this convulted, inconsistent, crazy way. All the while Batmans telling him to “shut up, thats not what happened.” and the older Joker should…

Over the last 20 the culture around Diana hasn’t changed one iota here in the UK, set at that moment of the car crash. No matter what the narrative will forever remain as Diana, the People’s Princess (surprisingly often spoken in the tone of belonging to the people rather than of the people), and be one of how she got…

“Everything isn’t an identity”

Self-proclaimed “demisexuals” are soooooo annoying. Holy shit, you mean to tell me you don’t want to fuck or be in a relationship with someone until you...actually like them? afHjceniERROR

How do they tasty Ralph? Good?

As the child of a narcissist (my father- thankfully my mother raised me) I can guarantee that grown children do not cut off ties with their parents because the parent did too good a job at building the child's self-esteem or because the parent won't support the view that the child has of themselves. Not talking to a…