Woody Allen movies are horribly overrated. They’re largely wish-fulfillment fantasies for a certain kind of pompous urban white pseudointellectual.

Are you saying she DIDN’T remove the plug to kill him?

“after slapping him across the face.”

Artsy or wannabe artsy? It sounds so hipster/yuppie to me.

You know, I’m sure they’re nice people, but it’s hard to imagine a more insufferable pair of names than Brooklyn and Chloe.

Never underestimate the level of emotion landscaping disputes raise in white, older, gated-community dwelling Americans.

She was a career intelligence agent that then went to work for the kind of firm that does this. This is not a naive young woman who strayed. This is literally a person of whom it is plausible she has killed people.

I’m guessing he got the gun(s) at a gun show.

The universe is not that fair.

This is just bizarre. Where on earth did she get the idea that this was in her power?

It was basically a bad stand-up set from the early 90's.

Probably pled out.

In law school they probably called it libel per se.

It doesn’t necessarily make you homeless. There are limits about what money you can take from someone.

Once the lawsuit starts,you can subpoena third parties.

You don’t have to necessarily show the defamer knew or not. You can show the accusations were negligent (or in the case of a public figure, you made the claims with reckless disregard).

You’re also not one for probably already having it. So relax.

“No, not everyone has herpes. It matters enormously to me because I’d like to have a normal sex life and not live with the stigma around people who have herpes.”

Alternately, drink the vodka until you don’t care anymore then use the gloss.

They’re getting an easy head start on the herpes, at least.