Hold your tongue, impudent peasant.

Ah NYC local shows. Those people last forever. Is Rosanna Scotto still around? I mean, Ernie Anastos is 8,400 years old and looks the same as he did 8,350 years ago.

If we can peel them away from right-wing nutjobbery, fine. I’m done with holding people accountable forever — I just want to be schizoid and do whatever it takes to stop ethnonationalist sociopaths from running things. If that means I have to pretend Megyn Kelly is on our side now, fine.

I would guess either heavily ultraorthodox Jew or old school South Brooklyn Italian.

Here’s a good one that probably hasn’t been taken at your kid’s school: Be the mom that never comes to a stop; make your kid jump out of the moving car and roll.

You know it’s coming...

While I think Oprah doesn’t get enough criticism for that kinds of stuff, I think two major differences are: (a) on a personal level, Oprah worked her way up there rather than have everything handed to her; and (b) almost all of GOOP’s stuff is either quackery or clueless rich girl stuff, while Oprah still does a lot…

If you’re so smart, can you name a single person who used the psychic vampire repellant who was attacked by a vampire? I don’t think so.

“Probably too busy doing poor people stuff like working, taking care of family, etc.”

“Maybe goop has a goddamned crystal for this since she wants to tackle Flint so badly.”

One of the scary things about the Flint water crisis is Obama’s administration was the most pro-environmental one we’ve had since the EPA was created. And even then they dropped the ball (granted, the state gets most of the blame).

But...but... she “wouldn’t be the first person.” I think that makes it alright.

That guy is such a jackass.

I’m sure she was still that person, but all those things continued to feed into her ego. My Paltrow Theory is GOOP is largely a result of non-famous and less-famous opportunistic hanger-on “friends” figuring the best way to ensure constant access and the ability to bask in the glow of her fame was to compliment how…

Another problem may be Vieques is famous for constantly being bombed by the U.S. military.

Remind me not to send ninjas after you.

I don’t think anyone goes to the brits for colour.

You should be locked up in gaol.

“Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.”

They’re part of the United States, so I’m not sure the United States can send aid to itself.