Stop being heteronormative.

There are peacocks near where I live (South Florida), and while I always like seeing them because they’re pretty and exotic, I know the people who live in the neighborhoods they inhabit often despise them.

What quota are you talking about?

I actually did not know that! Weird.

I was hating Arcade Fire before it was cool.

Well, well, look at Miss Fancypants here. Not drinking Everclear down at the quarry at 2 AM like the rest of us down-to-earth folk.

If even Gloria Allred won’t take a high-profile client, then you know you don’t have much.

I don’t know about that. I’m not a fan of either, but I thought Kathy Griffin’s fandom was stay-at-home moms and gay men?

She does give Gloria Allred a run for her money.

What exactly do you need a lawyer for in this situation? What does the lawyer add?

Everclear.

“Would you like a mai tai?”

We Queens folk don’t want anyone to even say it ironically. Keep your irony in Brooklyn, hipster transplants.

Who waits for the taxis there? Cross the GCP and just call an Uber/Lyft.

Ahh, first world problems. La Guardia is not that bad.

“If it weren’t so frickin’ disturbing, it would be hilarious to observe the level of white people privilege Tori Spelling and her husband experience”

“People were fine with me as an actress”

Yeah, I keep telling people Salon.com really is terrible.

I enjoyed Gone with the Wind, though as far as I’m concerned General Sherman was the hero of the movie.