So, it took almost half a year and five grand to reach a custody agreement. Not even two months later my daughter’s deadbeat dad is trying to drag me back to court saying he only works part-time and deserves to have her more. Which basically means, “I don’t want to pay any child support”.

This is so incredibly true. I've never had a friend who didn't absolutely hate it. Forever 21 is also another nightmarish place to work from what I've heard/seen.

Am I just supposed to accept that this man’s name is PartyNextDoor with no spaces?

She kind of looks like an Olsen twin now, weird.