There's just no way to talk about "ejecting across the map" without snickering, is there.

Look at where Hamas decides to build military facilities.

See they're doin it right, if you like a game and the people who make it are cool, you'll feel like a dick for not buying it.

Hipster Goomba is not impressed.

Because they're nice, I guess! Also because it leads to situations like this.

Coincidentally, from today:

looks like something that Will-I-Am would have had built

Cool, so you just have to carry a wooden pallet with you everywhere.

Where are the brakes?

They look atrocious

He asked. I was there and saw him asking folks to participate.

So there you have it. Yes, it is illegal to modify your truck to make big, thick clouds of smoke pour out of it. No, Obama's UN shock troops will not come banging down your door to rip your stacks off. Yes, most of the enforcement actions tend to happen on the manufacturer end.

We reached out to Thorgalsen, who said, "Accidents happen. We filmed an accident. And we didn't legally have to pull over."

Can you blame them? Police do often ticket every racer based on reports of just one of them being an asshat. I'd be scared of the same thing if I was in that position. Of course, if no one else was around, they would be total dicks for leaving. But others DID stop to help, so why put themselves at risk of being…

Let's remove smog by causing toxic rain! Brilliant!

So just charge more for a trendy open air dining experience. Problem solved.

Three games in fifteen years is the definition of restraint in this industry. If Nintendo were like any other developer of its size we'd have a new Smash every October like clockwork, with lots of preorder bonuses and cutscenes voiced by b-list celebrities. And maybe every 5th sequel would have something moderately…

I would propose that any game that engages in anything as retarded as retailer-exclusive gameplay should be repeatedly and viciously attacked by the media and boycotted. Get the word out to all the masses who won't really understand as well.

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."