"Mr. Foley, we've negotiated a down payment, an interest rate, and the value of your trade in, but now we should talk about termite proofing."

Because it's so rare? It'd be a similar argument to compare how badly everyone freaks out when a hurricane threatens to hit the northern sea board vs the gulf. Or how to deal with a tornado.

Six signs you should spike your article:

Lucky for them this was not a Volvo demo.

Ford's Coyote.

What's the matter McFly, chicken?

That was batter than most of your puns. Usually they're full of holes.

I noticed that the guy taking the video didn't sugarcoat the situation.

LOLWAT?

I think that's a personal problem, bub.

Starting around where these two are priced.

Don't mess with Texas.... but if you do, bring ice. That shit fucks them up quick.

"If it can stop a bullet, it can stop a fire."

Wrecking an Enzo.

Conflicting reports say it was a Mustang:

I don't hate Bieber for his music or his success. I hate Bieber for consistently behaving like an asshat and repeatedly fucking up in public. Going to the Anne Frank museum and writing in the guest book that she would have been a Belieber? Cursing Bill Clinton while pissing in a bucket in front of cameras? He and/or…

IM SORRY!! DON'T HIT ME!

how dare you