Trust me, I won’t. I’ve seen what happens when you call the police for help these days.

How bout you shove that sentiment right up your fucking ass? I’m from here, born and raised. I don’t claim NYC is superior to anywhere else. It’s my home and I won’t leave it til I’m dead. Gentrification has sucked the life out of my city. Chinese billionaires. AIRs (artists in residence, from Wisconsin whose parents…

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And is there anything worse than “parody” twitter accounts?

Can we take a timeout for a second to talk about solutions? Seriously. I know #notallpolice and #notallblackpeople and whatever the fuck else. But, in all seriousness, where the hell are the decent police officers who see this and say “no...not a good representation and this isn’t what we do” to reclaim the narrative?…

So he had a terrible taste in videogames. Honestly the more you hear about this guy.

Why couldn’t you have mentioned this like three hours ago

Or it’s like a pretty accurate interpretation of the brutality of the middle ages (viewed, of course, through the lens of its own fantasy setting).

And with the 24th pick of the 1983 NFL Draft, the NY Jets select Dan Marino.

Crazy Ira and the Douche.

I went to the Marlins-Mets game this past Saturday with my poor, tortured Mets fan of an au

And the total take:

$142.78 and a candy bar.... WORTH

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

This is why people need unstigmatized and easy access to birth control / abortion. If you are not in a place where you can have a child then you should be able to end that pregnancy before those cells become a breathing human.

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

I’d think that all the people and families in the building who LOST EVERYTHING THEY OWN have a better chance of getting money from the city.

Dude, I can’t afford it and its full of assholes who look like they belong in LA.