If you stand with your legs together, are you balls squashed between your legs?

Ronan Farrow’s show is still on?

That and churning out new online game modes probably takes up some resources.

Charlie Sheen is slowly morphing into Tommy Wiseau.

mine is worse because my ex-girlfriend came up with it when we were both drunk at 3 am

Not to get nitpicky here, but Eli is character from the Nevi’im, not the Torah.

I got to see my favorite team in the World Series live for the first time in my life and they were even winning for 8 innings after being predicted to MAYBE have a winning season back in April. Things could be worse.

How the fuck is this subpoena legal?

Maybe I’m desensitized to Bills fan but I wasn’t even surprised by this video.

I have no idea what the hell is going on here but I love it.

This goes into it, but basically, since you’re playing against everyone, the only way to win is to start that one sleeper pick no one else played. And starting percentages are not made public until game time. You can make a winning algorithm in a vacuum, but if you have access to that information, it makes it a heck…

Ya Disney’s totally “leftist” dood.

Now I get the Peru jokes!

so let’s see those pictures

It’s not a stupid coincidence, but it’s definitely a dumb oversight.

What kind of insane person has multiple wooden lockers, complete with generic green jerseys, pads, and helmets, in their home?

A bad one.

You know who else had a lot of explicitly anti-Semitic supporters?

That’s NumberWang!

It took me 30 minutes before I gave up trying to explain to my grandfather how the footballs players in Madden know how to execute the play I’ve called. You might be giving ‘50s people too much credit.