Not to get nitpicky here, but Eli is character from the Nevi’im, not the Torah.

Did you even read your links?

I got to see my favorite team in the World Series live for the first time in my life and they were even winning for 8 innings after being predicted to MAYBE have a winning season back in April. Things could be worse.

How the fuck is this subpoena legal?

Maybe I’m desensitized to Bills fan but I wasn’t even surprised by this video.

I have no idea what the hell is going on here but I love it.

This goes into it, but basically, since you’re playing against everyone, the only way to win is to start that one sleeper pick no one else played. And starting percentages are not made public until game time. You can make a winning algorithm in a vacuum, but if you have access to that information, it makes it a heck…

Ya Disney’s totally “leftist” dood.

Now I get the Peru jokes!

so let’s see those pictures

It’s not a stupid coincidence, but it’s definitely a dumb oversight.

What kind of insane person has multiple wooden lockers, complete with generic green jerseys, pads, and helmets, in their home?

A bad one.

You know who else had a lot of explicitly anti-Semitic supporters?

That’s NumberWang!

It took me 30 minutes before I gave up trying to explain to my grandfather how the footballs players in Madden know how to execute the play I’ve called. You might be giving ‘50s people too much credit.

I know, remember how there were literally no protests or liberal agitation the entire time Jon Stewart was on The Daily Show?

I don’t want to make this a race thing, but clearly the human race is vicious, violent, and must be destroyed.

I used to work in a Holocaust museum and would walk past pictures of Hitler and swastikas in the morning with a big fat smile on my face when I was having a good day because I’m a person.

THEY ALSO DOG-WASHED IT