Where he will hit on young females in the guise of offering private Bible study, much to their discomfort.

This.

As Meghan stated in the interview, the ‘bloids don’t report the news, they make the news. They had a hand in these poll numbers too. 

How are you feeling after hearing he and Melanoma got their shots in January?

If DIY -> Magnolia Network, it, like every other vanity network before it (looking at you, OWN), will offer a little bit of original content and a lot of reruns.
No big whoop.

It looked like an evening dress over a partial black tee-shirt.

It looked like a frilly Hanbok, the traditional Korean dress.

Single Payer Now!

Just don’t eat this sandwich in bed, because chili crisp doesn’t come out of sheets as easily as cherry pie stains do

Feast your eyes (and your stomach). 

Which location? Avoid the downtown one and go to NE Davis St. It’s bigger, like a fast food joint, and therefore faster.

There is an Indian resto in Portland called Bollywood Theater. They do a fried okra that is sliced thinly, IIRC. Delicious! I would never try to replicate it at home, unless I got an airfryer. 

All the air fryers I’ve seen have baskets too small to accommodate a slice.

I can’t wait to visit a convenience store in Japan!

Boiled and mashed spuds in bread dough is a thing, so instant is a good cheat. 

I got dollar store instant spuds after a tooth extraction and it was fine.
You just gotta put a lot of butta’ on them!

I and others have mentioned it in comments on this site a number of times.

You can’t erase Mason Reese.

All you need now is a pair of Chuck’s.