May her marriage be as successful as her father’s presidency. 

Hey Beth, what can I do with chocolate protein powder I got from the food pantry? I tried putting it in pancake mix but the result was not good.

I read somewhere if you soak or spray it with salt water, it should help from re-growing.

You never stated if your breath got better. 

I remember seeing this in Mad Magazine!

Look at this space hog, though. Goodbye to plugging anything else in that electrical outlet. Even on a power strip it’ll take up a few spots.

I can dip in my soup spoon, often while still standing at my kitchen counter, and it’ll come out with a perfect bite.

Dick’s Burgers in Seattle? Those employees seem happy and well-treated.

You’re good, Lillian. I hate how Tiktok stars get credited with reinventing the wheel.

I didn’t know about ‘the latest’ trick. I read it the new way and then clicked on ‘the latest’ and had missed so much content.

Was this the intent? For your readers to read less, spend less time on the site?

Do they travel in packs of 8 or 10?

Barclay’s Bank in the City of London had an awesome canteen (employee cafeteria). Really great puddings with custard. One day, when I was no longer temping there but at a nearby bank, I convinced the friendly security guard at my new place to go get lunch there. We walked in, no IDs were checked, we got our lunches,…

Give his water to these other dumbos.

Try the Guy Fieri spread:
Butt back
head forward
Arms out at the side
EAT.

What size jar?
What size pork roast?
What size slow cooker?

Sorry, I have a pork roast in my freezer and..

His grief group show was cute. Too bad it was cancelled.

I used to have sex to Oxygene IV.
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Good times. 

If you really want to piss them off, register and vote in 2 states (legally, natch)!

They’re too purty to eat out of! Those are art.