This remains one of my favorite celeb guest appearances on Sesame Street. Candice is a gem.

I have been carfree since ‘15 and I want to buy that truck you just described. 

Isn’t it advisable to wear gloves when using a melamine sponge (magic eraser)?

I can reuse the paper up to “3X”

What does ‘put on waivers’ mean? 

It works! I put it between my toes too, when the skin cracks and peels. Heals them right up.
It will also moisturize your feet when they get all dry and cracked. Rub some mentholatum on them, wrap with pastic, put a sock over them and they’ll be as soft as butter in the morning.

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Chestnuts are a denser, sweeter lima bean and you shut your mouth right now!

I’m short and would need to develop the upper body strength for an effective punch.
Show me how to sweep the leg, Sensei. I would rather down my opponent that way.

I got to see the Aurora one summer in Northern Idaho. I can die happy. 

Easier than getting a haircut. I had to remove my mask and hold it over my mouth/nose to get around my ears cut. 

Nah, it’s because the optometrist wants you to buy their pricier specs instead of getting them somewhere else cheaper.

If Mom can survive without Anna Farris, Superstore, with its larger cast of characters, can survive without America. 

• Tacoma, Washington - Chihuly Glass Bridge

Daniel Day Lewis’s mom in “My Left Foot”.

occasionally driving to a Walmart in another state to get cans of baby formula when she couldn’t produce enough breastmilk for her infant baby.

[Will someone fucking ungrey me?]

NGL, Anise oil is expensive. But there is no comparison to anise extract. None.

Teriyaki chicken. And I do love some Teriyaki chicken.