No they’re refrigerated. See the sarnies? Sarnies get refrigerated. 

And a father at home who can bring up food. 

Yas, like WifeSwap!

How much did that cost you? Did you get a volume discount? 

Has anyone ever seen a Rainbow vac demonstration? That’s a genius product and really did solve the problem of filters getting clogged.

Can they use agar [agar]? I made a vegan panna cotta and used agar as the setting agent. It came out excellent. 

Egg farts.

Suh-weet. I just got a 5-month subscription.

This is just a preview of winter. What were restaurants going to do this winter? Oh yeah, the vaccine is due November 2nd.

NUMTOTS, activate!

Find a clever way to spell it. FB has no problem with “Ypipo”, for example. 

Great news: you can keep your baking stone in the oven all the time.

When’s dinner?

It’s almost like you want to justify the decision.

Oregon required postage on ballots, which most people sidestepped by dropping off at official ballot collection box (in public libraries! and other places!).

Now it’s postage-free.

Bottle seekers in the new world too. 

COTD. You may not always have wine but you will always have pasta water.

I read once in a SciFi book that there’s a branch of archaeology that studies scat for the same information.

Where’s the salt in that recipe? Did the centurions not receive their salarium?