Imma say this again, louder for the people in the back.

The Bravo and Netflix versions sound very classy.
I’m holding out for the TLC version: very trashy.

She’s got nothing to lose. 

Top photo is some ribbon I happened to have. I was going to use some yarn. Ribbon/yarn doesn’t need to have stretch because ear loops do.
Bottom photo is a barrel of monkeys toy. 

I have dual and was asked which I’d make my 3rd. I said Canada.

The police department claimed this was not true, or at least that once the cops became aware that they needed masks, they went back to their car to get them before trying to place their orders.

Instead of the coffee pot, some companies plan to distribute gift cards that employees can use at nearby coffee shops

What’s this thing with people wanting to brush wet hair? Doesn’t that lead to breakage? Why don’t people use a wide-tooth comb anymore?

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=4128270893912335

This is delightful. Love all 3.

Great job, Perry Mason.

Did anybody else find her Noo Hampshur accent more annoying than anyone speaking Spanish?

I remember this jingle. 

Japanese Aquarium chart of [complex] penguin relationships

And some people are still crossing closed borders

Croatia is open to Americans. But we’re thinking the EU is going to close off to Croatia in response, like Sweden.

Krispy, you should be a spokesperson for wearing masks. If the cats don’t mind, why should people?
Also, that is a lot of drool.

Looks like you already found the perfect name:

The same people who make my favorite tortilla chips??

Okay, I’m going to ask: why don’t you cut the turnip into pieces?