What do you mean by “New Milks”? As someone who got paid a sweet half a C note to test Oat milks not once but twice (ha ha those fools!), I must take exception to lumping all new milks together. Almond milk is terrible, though I’ve been guilty of buying it when my naturopath suggested I get off the cow. Almond trees…

It has a small wand because it’s not meant to be a whole face concealer. El Cheeto just uses it that way.
If you go on makeup sites, they’ll tell you that orange is used to camouflage dark under eye circles. (Just as green is used to tone down redness. Different colors do different things) Under eyes? Small wand okay.
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I’m not going to change my ketchup habits on your fucking say so.

Allison! Missed opportunity.

I have a neat 5 Guys story. I went in and ordered a burger, but no fries. I was trying to be healthy. My name gets called and I go get my brown bagged burger. The counter guy says,

Doesn’t Buzzfeed make videos like this all the time?

Scale needed for comparison. Right now, that looks gigantic.

It looks like the security guard
could have used a security guard
...for his food.

I don’t refrigerate my ketchup. Not only that, even tho my mega bottle doesn’t have the cap on the bottom, I keep the bottle upside down. Because air is the enemy of all food. My ketchup has not gone bad yet. Added benefit: room temp ketchup not cooling down hot food-yum!

Where do you think our garbage goes, Dr?

You can buy an Ebike for that much and it’ll get you from point A to B, imagine!

To be fair, 45 wouldn’t want him either because he was associated with Obama, and 45 has to undo everything Obama did.

Can you use milk that has gone off? I’m always trying to find ways to use it and not have to pour it down the drain. (Not that it happens often)

Nick, it sounds like you have your drill down pat. Kudos!

I once wrote that Toblerone is overrated and got so many angry reacts.
Sheesh, if you like it, eat it. I’m not taking it away. I like other chocolate, really!

This reminds me of a family I knew. They had 6 kids, 5 of them [hungry] boys. The mom would give them each a sandwich before going to someone’s house to eat.

You know what this means, right?