It became too Bro-ey when McHale took over. You could hear all the male crew laughing at their inside jokes. Big turn off.

Dude, what? How can Emma play a Yugoslavian when Yugoslavia hasn’t existed in 37 years?

I googled it, it’s a real airline!

This gif’s for you, too.

Thank you for the tip. I don’t bring tuna sandwiches to work/school for exactly that reason. Now I know I can.

This. I took TWA (RIP) from LHR to JFK but the plane developed problems mid-flight. One flight attendant lost her shit when she came through the cabin explaining that we’d need to return to the terminal. I don’t know if she was new or had never experienced an engine malfunction before but that bish should have been…

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The dentist’s office, sure. But what did that house ever do to the Porsche?

There was that time I got to PDX 55 minutes before my flight. I had missed one Red line train and the other one, naturally, came 19 minutes later instead of 15. And then, there was a driver change at Cascade Station. I was biting my nails the whole time. But..all I had was a backpack and security was a breeze. I still…

Hey Jezzies, which GM site had the Dating Advice column? What was the name of the column? Is it one of the sites that is gone now? I enjoyed reading it.

Fun fact: there is a new term for ‘vegan’ and it’s called ‘following a plant-based diet’. Is it as cringey, yes or no?

A trend I’m noticing in the comments is ‘it came out well the first time and never since’. So with that I’ll add my “dulce de leche by boiling a can of sweetened condensed milk”. Loved it the first time. Made it a few times after that, it was not as good. Gave up.

Do this once and never deal with them again.

My aunt baked zucchini bread in a coffee can and it was delicious. 

How can they turn their noses up at them? They have Video Game Score concerts at Symphonies to attract the youths. They are very good, btw, I went to one.

She’s Portuguese now.

She’d never have to buy her own drinks. Small price to pay for what are surely great stories.

Have you had your remaining glass tested for lead?

Have you ever had to pull a long piece of floss out of a dog’s butt?
I don’t own a dog, but with my method I’ll never have to pull floss out of its butt.