And expunging her record, thank you very much.

Or brilliant.

would launch an alternative establishment where employees are modestly clothed, mixed gendered.

You should still read it. It’s excellent. And you get to kind of watch her kid grow up.

PBS is still the Food channel

It’s like a mini chicken cutlet! Everyone likes chicken cutlets, right? And they can only be made from breast meat.

In the 80s we got one of these things so the kids could make their own grilled cheeses. Uni-tasker, I know. But the beauty was, you could put things like pickles or sliced tomatoes in with the cheese and it’d get all sealed up. Just be careful because the filling was LAVA.

When I lived in England, I encountered stoves (“cookers”) with grills located above the burners. See at 00:49 of this video.

I realized that’s why Italians are such prolific clothes-ironers. It’s not just to make the clothes look pretty, it’s to soften the clothes from having been hung out to dry.

You can ask your pharmacy for regular caps, though they’ll probably make you sign something.

I lobbied, unsuccessfully, to stop for date shakes, which are advertised on billboards every few feet.

He would have given such a nice press conference speech about her. Thank goodness for his Twitter* account, at least.

The JITB taco is a certifiable cultural phenomenon. Beef is pressed into the center of a soft tortilla, folded once and deep-fried in oil

Damn son, they give NYY fans a run for their money. Except those fans aren’t racist, they just don’t like anybody who’s not the NYY.

Not enough pasta.

Sharing.

I know someone who is a graphic designer but started driving a bus part-time to get health insurance for his kids. So is there a job you can do part-time that would get you health insurance, leaving you enough time for your business?

DO NOT LET YOUR AUNTS TAKE OVER!