The Muffin Tops of 2019

“His eureka moment came when he and his team found the very thing that helps give beef its beefy taste. It’s an iron-rich molecule called heme. It’s abundant in animals and plants have it too. Brown’s idea was to get heme from the roots of soybean plants”

You are so lucky!

Go during a sparsely attended matinee and sit in am empty section?

I don’t think you can ask for a kid who is bright because sometimes, brightness can be hidden when some sort of trauma is involved, right?

Take a class. Even just once a week. On any topic. Home repairs? Art? French? It’ll occupy your mind (and possibly your hands) and you’ll meet new people.

Buying used books on Amazon is simply far far easier than going to the public library

Wait, but what if I drove the limit and it can help me prove my case? (as with police stop sign crash)

I do not like cheese on my burgers. If they’re having a double cheeseburger special, I’ll ask if they can sub a hamburger instead.

Does it record your speed?

Nickel sensitivity?

“Can you feel the love tonight?” is a pretty corny song line. Did Elton write it, or Bernie?

a state that is not Florida but might as well be

You’re on to something. Wasn’t there an article showing that waiters who ignored customers got bigger tips? Defies logic but there we are.

I like the grainy texture! It’s better than Godiva!

Never visit your fan club without a bodyguard present.

Metaphorically.

Most people understand that this gif represents me nyaming at BR but thanks for the PSA!