“Ciao Mein”

You can, but it doesn’t always guarantee success.

She’d be better off doing nothing than the MLM.

People are too easily impressed.

On the topic of cafeteria burgers, years ago I developed a love for Jack in the Box burgers because they remind me of school burgers from years past. Which weren’t that great. But nostalgia, amIright?

Next can you do an article on

Aren’t free boxes THE BEST?

When I had to pass my driver’s test and parallel park, my driving instructor put some sneaky pieces of tape on his passenger side window frame and mirror. “When you get to tape 1, turn the wheel this way. When you get to tape 2, turn the wheel that way.” And voilà, perfect parking job. (I used his car for the test)

An easy way to incorporate water into your daily routine is to start in the morning. When I visited Istanbul (a really great city, I wish Erdogan would get toppled and it gets safer to visit so I can go again), they always gave you a glass of water with your Turkish coffee, which is so freaking nice and smart. So…

This is an excellent euphemism. I could see Christians adopting it. Sorry it didn’t catch on.

Baroness of the United States Treasury

French style or GTFO.

mirroring costs nothing to use,

With an orange cover, cuz orange is cheerful.

I guess, paint tubes being metal, you can’t use toothpaste squeezers for them.

Can you tell me what this is supposed to be and I’ll post it for you? I have learned to harness Kinja.

No, you save that for SNS’s beauty thread by... guys can you help me recall the Jezzy who always posts that on SNS?!

Sadly, it’s a product that has been discontinued. Why? Why?

Sadly, it’s a product that has been discontinued. Why? Why?

As an Oregonian, I find this despicable. What reason did he give for the disqualification? I’m glad it got overturned.