the distressing sound of a ward in a consumptive hospital

Those Japanese are so fancy and yet they haven’t designed a toilet with a foot rest incorporated into it. So you still need something external like the squatty potty. 

And it turns out that sister Erika is really brother Eric. That kind of killed it for me. (Sorry, did I spoil it?)

If you’re traveling overseas, it’s generally not recommended to bring CBD oil.

I identify as

No, maybe they’re the Voodoo Donuts of coffee?

Tiffany Haddish purse chicken story missing link.

Gottdammit. All that could have been avoided if they adopted the long E for him and the short e for her, like how we pronounce it in the colonies.

Don’t forget, it was supposed to be Orpah but for a typo.

Why stop there? Leslie, Evelyn, Courtnay. All good names.

I knew this scenario sounded familiar.

“Jesus Mike, get your harassment straight, would you!” /S

Horse meat is delicious. Have you ever tried it?

Or don’t fuck everybody else, as the case may be.

Semi-detached, right? I remember reading the description in the estate agent’s window and in the classifieds.

You can date and not have sex! Just come out as Ace, like me.

Electric vehicles, glass bottles. Pardon me, I got some dust in my eyes.

Leaving this here.

I guess this calls for the creation of 2 camps: the always-reads-the-book-first vs only-watches-the-movie.

Allegedly half of the proposed postal vehicles are hybrid or electric powered.