Yeah, Rogue One is about as dark and gritty as Star Wars ever needs to be.

I think some people have a fundamental misunderstanding of who this franchise is for.

That was Rogue One.

“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Mensans entering the Oval Office until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”

You know, I keep coming to the AV Club because of the simple fact that you guys are better than Bill Maher and now you have become Bill Maher and I’m lost and feeling hopeless.

“I’m deeply sorry that you were offended by my words.”

Again. Fuck Off.

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

I support the kneelers, I oppose Trump’s efforts to chill free speech with government resouces, and the following is not an endorsement of ESPN’s actions.

That’s a healthy coping mechanism.

To help with the embarrassingly low death toll Trump has vowed to repeal Obamacare immediately in Puerto Rico.

It’s selfish, really.

But are the golf courses okay? ARE THEY?

Tom Petty is dead and Trump will be tweeting about the NFL in a day or two. There is no God.

“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”

My face melted, Raiders-style.

The toughest boss of all used to be Mom. I can’t count the number of times I had to abandon games mid-game because if I didn’t “come upstairs right this instant, mister” I would “be in trouble.” And then she’d start counting down.

The worst recent boss I fought was Deathshead, from Wolfenstein: The New Order. What a pain in the ass that arena was. I think it took me >10 attempts, with a break of days in the middle.

Okay, you joke, but I would be 100% into watching NCIS Babies.

i paid hundreds of dollars for this stuff that gave me some small amount of pleasure. now i’m burning it. a loved one will pay to replace it for me at christmas when my team is doing well. take that, nfl! i sure showed you! (also, i watch the games, anyway.)