Don’t worry Jon, some of us can still smell the bullshit even though it’s piled high enough to suffocate. As of now, I can still tell the difference between moral indignation over children being ripped away from their parents while the President has a big shit-eating grin and a racist going racist on Twitter.

Google is anal retentive about their accent aigu. I tried an accent grave by mistake and they blew up my phone.

We all know that Maverick fell in love with Iceman after the tragic loss of Goose. They both quit their fast-paced lifestyle to open a B&B in Vermont where they happily live to this day. However, in an uncertain world, the Air Force turns to two men pushing 60 to hot dog it in the skys once again.

Django Unchained actually does a good job of showing the lunacy of justifying slavery through Phrenology. For my humanities credits in college, I took several courses on the Civil War and the surrounding era. The phrenology articles were always a horrifying read.

Wow, it actually took Trump twenty-four hours to make this story all about him. He’s slipping.

I think that is a hilarious comparison. The context behind that Bill Maher bit was Trump sending investigators to Hawaii to uncover Obama’s true origins. You see, Obama cannot be American because his skin pigmentation means he must be a Muslim from the planet Kenya. So Bill Maher wanted to see Trump’s birth…

Ideally, Roseanne Barr would not be peddling conspiracy theories and overt racism, but sadly she had to ejaculate every vile thought in her head. Somehow, Roseanne will see herself as the victim in all this.

This was a fun show. Like you, I did not start watching until later on in Season 1 (I caught up on Hulu). To me, it was just that show that followed The X-Files and I scoffed when my family told me it was an entertaining show. I wound up abandoning the X-Files for Lucifer and never looked back.

I don’t think the reviewer is trying to demean anything. I personally believe this version of Roseanne is a hollow imitation of the show’s prime years. I also have the same opinion of two other revivals in Will & Grace and The X-Files. Roseanne is one of my favorite shows and I will always watch the reruns, but…

T.J. Miller... Did you learn nothing from Meet the Parents!?

So this is what Fox News means about unchecked Chinese aggression. Well, when China sends us their pandas, they’re not sending their best. I’m sure some of them are good pandas. We may have to build a wall around them at the local zoo. A beautiful transparent wall so we can see what those little bastards are up to.

That’s cool. Now I really want to join Facebook just to do that. I’m curious exactly how posting a website violated Facebook’s terms of service, but I guess access to real information qualifies as harrassment.

At the time, I did not read much into the movie description of a prescient autistic hulked out assassin that not only predicts the 2016 election, but the future Republican led tax bill. I should’ve listened. I hear that the sequel explains tariffs and predicts the outcome of a global trade war.

Because they named the dog Indiana!

That episode also has my second favorite line (the one you have is my favorite). It’s something along the lines of “I’m not sure if this dude really wants to live with me because I’m a monster that burned down her apartment with a vibrator.”

As far as I know, it is only for open containers at bars. I think it is under the guise of public safety. I have purchased beer/ wine at 4-5am at the grocery store for a party.

I think Meghan Markle should get that restraining order now. Who takes high resolution photos of a complete stranger and analyzes them to this detail? Seriously Meghan, this woman is a stone’s throw away from wearing your skin.

Really? I like living out west. The only restrictions on serving alcohol are between 2:30am and 6:00am Monday through Sunday. I have the basic right to get schlocked at reasonable hours.

Please leave The West Wing in the past. The first four seasons of this show may be my favorite stretch of television ever. Shows like Arrested Development (never watched it) or Twin Peaks (loved it) I understand. They ended prematurely.

Shhh... You just stole the new Murphy Brown pilot where she now works for Breitbart.